During lunch, the child at the table next to us STOOD on his chair while eating his entire meal. Even the restaurant owner asked him to sit down, to which his father replied, “this is the only way he can reach his drink.” He said it in such a way that he was proud of his son’s ingenuity. The owner then asked, “and he just figured this out all by himself?” Apparently, his older sister did it too and stopped once she was tall enough to reach everything.
What. The. Fuck?
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After 12 years of sitting here being treated like...
Shoulda worn a slip.
As a fellow that grew up during the reign of hair metal….(insert standard get off...
