January 2012
77 posts
Truthful Tuesday:
My boyfriend’s ex gave us a bomb for Christmas.
I might actually be pissed, if it didn’t sound so fucking funny.
Nothing like waking up to an explosion
This morning we woke up to an alarming commotion in the kitchen. The sound of breaking glass and the dog going ape shit.
We flew out of bed to discover glass and BEER covering the entire kitchen. Apparently, a gallon jug of beer (from a local brewery) had exploded. Someone gave it to us for Christmas and said we should refrigerate it before drinking it, but it’s been on the counter ever since (because our fridge was jam packed during the holidays). Should it have been refrigerated this entire time? Fucked if I know. I don’t drink beer so I don’t know shit about it.
What I do know is that whatever flavor beer it was, I never want to see, smell or taste it ever again!!! The entire house reaks. There was glass everywhere, even on top of our fridge! And the tinted jug was some thick ass glass too. Talk about scary. If someone had been standing near it when it blew, we would be in the fucking ER right now.
So we just spent the last hour cleaning up glass, wiping everything down and POURING beer out of our toaster. The jug was on our counter underneath a cabinet, there were actually shards of glass embedded in the bottom of it. Crazy.
I swear, if my new Keurig is ruined I’m gonna lose my shit.
No deal. IT boyfriend says I need to acquire whatever it was that created your list. If I copy/paste your code it will still post all the people you follow.
PS. I’m retarded and can’t properly relay the technical info he just spewed.
underwhelmed replied to your post: People I Follow Widget?
my theme has it, it’s called Modern1 - check the html for a line like {block:Following} (i think this is what you’re looking for)
People I Follow Widget?
Where can I find one?
I’ve finally found a theme I like but it’s missing this one feature. I’m not having any luck with my searches.
I already tried that “add Tumbleroll” bit and it didn’t work (I actually had my programmer boyfriend copy it into the html for me). The post where I grabbed the code from is several years old, so I’m guessing it’s just obsolete.
Can anyone help me with this?
THANKS!
School Me
I don’t tweet as much as I used to, so I find it strange when I lose followers (especially when the person still interacts with me on Tumblr).
If I’m not hogging up the stream with bad jokes or four square checkins, what prompts someone to unfollow?
Lizness in Bizness: Domestic Violence Awareness →
mrsliznessdiscopanda.tumblr.com
Domestic Violence Awareness
When I was 15 I met douche. He was this charming 18 year old former football star, current college student. He was interested in me. I didnt even stand a chance. I fell head over heels very quickly. Too quickly. He came into my life at a time I was at my…
Awwww!
I love scrolling down my dash and seeing my sissy’s face. <3
Would You Still Love Me If I Had No Feet?
Because I am about 15 min away from either severing them off with a cheap ass IKEA carving knife or widdling them down to stubs with a pedicure file. I don’t know WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM but both of them are itching like crazy and I am about to lose my shit.
The skin is clear, free of rash or hives and there’s no peeling skin, nothing at all to indicate Athlete’s Foot (which I have never actually had). It’s mostly the heels, side and ball of my foot, not between the toes. I practically live in flip flops, and I don’t walk everywhere barefoot so the likelihood that I picked something up seems slim.
First, I tried Hydrocortizone cream and that didn’t do shit. I tried to go back to bed but all I could do is lie there in agony trying not to itch them through the socks. I had taken Wellbutrin earlier (which I’ve been on for about 6 months) but I’ve never had a reaction before. I suppose it’s never too late to develop one. I wondered if maybe it was hives that hadn’t gotten bumpy yet, so I decided to take Benadryl just in case. To make matters worse, I also have THE most annoying cut on my thumb (in the exact spot that EVERYTHING touches when I pick it up) and so I’ve got a Band-Aid on it with antibiotic ointment, and I’ve been gimpy all fucking night. By the time I managed to peel the Benedryl packets open, I was in tears on the floor because the itching was so unbearable. It was completely ridiculous.
So now, I’m on the couch waiting to see if the antihistamine helps and wouldn’t you know, as I’m typing this, the itching is starting to fade!
THANK YOU!!! You guys are SO AWESOME! I knew you would cure me.
Yes!!! I’m hoping that she’ll become a Tumblr junkie like me so I won’t look so dysfunctional.
Oh cool that’s your twin?
Thanks! All fixed. I hope we don’t scare her off in one day. She needs community, and her crazy hours make it difficult to socialize in real life.
her askbox is not turned on.
http://bedside-manner.tumblr.com/ →
bedside-manner.tumblr.com
FINALLY!! After neglecting her page for nearly a year, my twin sister is finally posting to Tumblr! Blogging is a completely new outlet for her.
Check her out. Show her the ropes. Ask her NICE questions.
Can I please get a warm welcome for my other half?
Hands Down
Palladia is the best channel ever.
If your cable provider offers it and you aren’t getting it, you better change that. As far as I’m concerned, the other 449 channels can suck it.
Just read your throwback... Are you in Maryland now? If you are, I totally didn't realize that. Or it's late and I forgot. Hard to say. ;)
Not anymore. I lived in La Plata from 2009-2010, then we moved across the river to King George, VA. We lived there for about 6 months before we finally decided that the “dream job” wasn’t worth it. We had no friends, no family and very little money. The isolation was brutal. Finally, we made plans to move back to Florida so our kids could grow up near our family, which I’ve learned now, is more important than anything else. Shortly after making the decision to move, I announced that I was going to get my own moving truck…
I absolutely loved the scenery there, but I did not like the people. Southern Maryland was just too backwards for me. With so many people born and raised there, they didn’t seem to take kindly to strangers. I need diversity and tolerance. I witnessed more racism (and homophobia) in that area than any place I’ve ever lived (South FL, Orlando, New York). It was just weird. I mean, these people celebrate the escape route of John Wilkes Booth for God’s sake! WTF? I didn’t want to raise my kids around these people. We had hoped that King George would be more to our liking because of the diversity that Dahlgren might offer, but it was just too rural for me. Add Snowmaggedon to the mix (and being snowed in every three weeks, for 2 months)…it was miserable. We had ONE grocery store and it was a Food Lion *gag*. There were only two liquor stores and the chick at one of them knew me by name. Talk about sad.
Disclaimer…sorry of it sounds like I’m bashing MD and VA. When I lived there I was in a very dark place in my life, and so it’s possible that I would have been just as miserable living anywhere else.
Blues Clues
You’re never too old to learn from kid’s shows! They’re making “orange juice (ice tray) popsicles” on this episode and all I can think about is using one to stir my next glass of Ketel One.
Refresh your Dashes!!
I fixed my post, it’s easier to read now.
Sorry!
