I used to be a shell

That’s how many hours I billed this week.

And the week before I was close to 50.

I miss the fuck out of you guys. Been trying not to come on here and complain all the time, so I just stayed away.

Today should be better. All my deadlines are today. Hoping for a normal week for the first time in at least a month.

I can’t imagine what I’ve missed around here. Someone update me! Has Nevie come back yet?

Xoxoxoxo

GaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH !!!!

It’s “Hell Week” at work. Apparently. The good news is that I can totally be a zombie for Halloween and not have to buy a costume!

Fuck iTunes.

Official: US Pulling Out All Troops From Iraq before end of year!!!!!!!! http://t.co/xo7x3lC2

Don’t let this twitching eye and teeth grinding fool you. Of COURSEI love my job!!

I must look like hell. The bagger just asked me if I wanted my NyQuil in a bag! I said no thanks, I’m gonna do a shooter in my car. WTF.

Thanks for the RTs!!! @Bathing_in_Sin and @redpawn3

Amazing how much drama using the word “we” can cause.

RT @MrFornicator: There would be a lot less litter in the world if we just sharpened the walking sticks for the blind.

Day

When someone in the Houston office says they have a “minor edit” it translates to “major catastrophe.”

Holy fucking 8 hour “edit.” 

What the FUCK?

Is this day over yet? 

A minor edit you say? Then do it your damn self and leave me the fuck alone!!!

Road Rage Tuesday, in full effect. What I would have done for a balloon full of piss back there! Tomorrow is another day…

So consider yourselves lucky…right… about…now.

Missing rush hour.