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The good news, is that based on a recent discovery earlier this evening, I’ve concluded that I’m not actually going crazy!!  

The bad news, is that being crazy would make this situation way fucking easier to deal with. And by deal with, I mean ignore.

Hehehe

My 6 yo just schooled some guy with 8000 pts in Mario Kart 8. LOLOL.

Can’t stop laughing. I needed this.

Meh

I’m in a terrible funk today. I just want to hide under the covers and hide from the chaos.

Whiney kids. Bickering. Hitting. Complaining. Constant interrupting. Mess making. Play Doh exploding. Drink spilling. Throbbing coccyx bones. Muddy paw prints from one end of the house to the other less than 24 hrs after I’ve mopped.

The fucking puppy is perpetually under my feet or stalking the kids while they eat…trying to score every possible crumb of food as if we haven’t fed him in months. I’m over it. He really makes me crazy sometimes. It’s like I’m yelling at him or the kids, all day long.

I don’t know why I’m so sensitive to chaos, it’s like I can’t filter it out. I can’t even fake a happy face after a certain point. *sigh*

dulcetdoodle:

My sketch of/for shellshokt and her twin.
Have a wonderful night!

Omg. I am speechless, Chris!! What an amazing talent you have. This is just absolutely gorgeous. Thank you so much!!!!!!!!

dulcetdoodle:

My sketch of/for shellshokt and her twin.

Have a wonderful night!

Omg. I am speechless, Chris!! What an amazing talent you have. This is just absolutely gorgeous. Thank you so much!!!!!!!!

Sissy and I just picked up some of those COTTON CANDY GRAPES at Publix and they are freakishly delicious.

WTF. I’m so confused.

Meh

Practice was brutal for me tonight. I haven’t skated since last week, when I fell and busted the the shit out of my coccyx.

I’m afraid to find out if it’s broken or not, so I’ve been ignoring it. I can still sit, certain ways…which I don’t think would be possible if it were broken? I skated like shit though. I could barely do some of the drills because certain movements were excruciating. Anything that involved bending, squatting or even balancing from one leg to another was pretty rough. On the bright side, I did manage to squeak out a few new skills!!! Hopping (teeny hops) and step/jumping over over a skater! Okay, it was just her legs but still, this is huge for me!!

*sigh*

I could barely even fold myself into the car for the drive home. *sob* I’m so pissed. I bawled my eyes out when I got home. jeraimee was super sweet and got me some meds and fixed me a cocktail. Love you babe…

Time to commit to a donut pillow. I need to work this shit out.

WTF Storage Wars!?!?

Just when you think you’ve found a show that won’t make you cry… @

tastefullyoffensive:

Bagpipe Player Photoshop Battle [photoshopbattles]

Previously: Baby Wombat Photoshop Battle

Because life would suck without Photoshop.

Check out my kid’s collection of stray bullets. We could arm a small army, literally.

I’m kinda good at this game.

…Or this one of me and my twin?? Your choice. ;)

Eeeeeeeee!!

shellshokt:

Sup?

It’s been a while…

This one? =D

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